He's Not That Good of a Wrapper

A St. Landry Parish Sheriff's Deputy has been arrested for smuggling drugs and tobacco into the Parish jail according to a report by Jason Newton at KLFY. The Deputy's wife also works in the jail.

Now, that story would probably be something we'd skip right over, but the wife has such a great quote we couldn't resist. She told TV10: "it was wrapped so neatly, [he] just isn't capable of doing that so good." Nice. It couldn't have been him...he's just not that good.

On an equally bizarre note: The Badge Photo used here is from a website called collectors-badges.com and for $110 you too can own your very own St. Landry Parish Sheriff badge.