Sunday, December 13, 2009

You're Doing It Wrong!

Grits are wonderful. OK? That's not exactly breaking news. Butter, salt, maybe some cheese, or shrimp and bacon. What's not to love? Well, go ask this guy, who had the misfortune to reprise the role of Al Green as victim of a hot grits attack from an angry lover. Matt Scallan wrote this story for the Times-Picayune. From the article:
A Boutte woman who allegedly poured a pot of boiling grits onto her sleeping boyfriend last month was booked with second-degree battery Wednesday. The man told sheriff's deputies that he came home from work on Nov. 7, got into an argument with Brown, told her that he was breaking up with her, then went to bed. The man was treated for second-degree burns on his face and arm.

As a grassroots grits advocate, I repeat the mantra: Grits don't kill people. People kill (or in this case, scald) people.

Go Saints, beat those nasty ol' Falcons!

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